29 January 2008

ALBERT EINSTEIN: "Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?"

DESCARTES: "How do we know if there ever WAS a road, or if the chicken was really crossing?"

SIGMUND FREUD: "The chicken clearly dreamed the whole thing up."

DR. SEUSS: "Did the chicken cross the road? Yes, he crossed it with a toad. What he got, so I've been told, was green and black and striped in gold."


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2 comments:

Michael Serafin-St. John said...

Then there was the one about the farmer that had ten hens...oops, that one ends dirty! Gosh darn it all...

January 30, 2008
Michael Serafin-St. John said...

Of course there's always, "What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He got that run-down feeling." That one I read in Boy's Life back in 1963 or so.

January 31, 2008

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