29 January 2008

ALBERT EINSTEIN: "Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?"

DESCARTES: "How do we know if there ever WAS a road, or if the chicken was really crossing?"

SIGMUND FREUD: "The chicken clearly dreamed the whole thing up."

DR. SEUSS: "Did the chicken cross the road? Yes, he crossed it with a toad. What he got, so I've been told, was green and black and striped in gold."


3 comments:

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

Nice ones.

ImperfectNerd said...

Then there was the one about the farmer that had ten hens...oops, that one ends dirty! Gosh darn it all...

ImperfectNerd said...

Of course there's always, "What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He got that run-down feeling." That one I read in Boy's Life back in 1963 or so.