31 January 2008

A Passel of Puns

It's been said that the pun is either the highest form of humor, or the lowest.
You make the call:

1) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger---then it hit me.

2) Police were called to a daycare center where an unruly child was resisting a rest.

3) Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side was cut off by a buzzsaw? He's all right now.

4) The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference.

5) Trying to write with a dull pencil is pointless.

6) When fish are in schools they often take debate.

7) Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? Now she's a short medium at large.

8) A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

9) And the one who fell into wet cement? He's now a hardened criminal.

10) The math Professor went crazy at the blackboard... he really did a number on it.

11) When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.


ImperfectNerd said...

Gail Slaughter sent these in and makes no claim of ownership. (I think she was trying to get rid of them.)

ImperfectNerd said...

It kind of remonds me of a tie-in to the Chicken Crossing the Road controversy. "What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He got that run-down feeling."

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

LOL! ha ha ha!